For the Ladies
by Staff Writer
Use Your Panty Hose to get a Leg Up!
- Because airports can be an easy place for others to prey on unsuspecting travelers - BEWARE of pickpockets! Money and creidt cards that you are not imediately using should be in a secure place.
So...cut off a leg of a pair of panty hose, put the money/credit cards in the leg, and tie the leg around your waist underneath loose-fitting clothes. Keep a small amount of money in your pants/skirt pocket for necessary expenses.
- When traveling in Africa, wear a support bra for the safari - VERY bumpy roads - GREAT Adventure! (BTW this tip applies to any bumpy adventure. Just use the same bra you use for cardio at the gym.) Remember how those women on the cover of National Geographic looked. Right. No support bra there.
Think Safe - Think Something Up
- When arriving at an airport alone, I often find people interested in my 'travel arrangements'. I always tell them that my husband is coming on a later flight so that in case there is an air accident, the children won't be left orphaned. (Of course if you're over 40, then you must have highly dependent children - not judging...just sayin'). Besides, it's no one's business. You can also say, "I will be joining the rest of my weight-lifting, special ops experts shortly for the documentary we're shooting on self defense."
Always Bring Some Tampons
- Just when you thought you could relax! The last thing you need is to be stuck in a foreign country with no tampons and try to describe what it is you need to some guy who's herding llama. So always carry a box with you - even if you don't need them somebody else might get caught out and I am sure you will have made a best friend if you help them. Or at least a bloody good friend. And just think of the extra money you can make selling them! Just kidding. But you could.